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theonion:

Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die

spockisgaypassiton:

to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants 

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feel better friend

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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Bright Eyes - Lover I Don't Have to Love
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thirteendeaths:

I want a lover I don’t have to love

 I want a boy who’s so drunk he doesn’t talk

 And where’s the kid with the chemicals?

 I got a hunger and I can’t seem to get full

 I need some meaning I can memorize

 The kind I have always seems to slip my mind

 But you, but you

 You write such pretty words

 But life’s no storybook

 Love’s an excuse to get hurt

 And to hurt

 Do you like to hurt?

 I do, I do

 Then hurt me